Turbulentus Capitalisticus
A blog for the insane.



AS SOON AS THE SEMINAR STARTS

whatshouldwecallgradschool:

credit: Nerdbert

badpeopleanonymous:

vegan-burger:

nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

Awkward?

Accidentally?

Where are the pics of that, babe?

(Source: bloodyhellimbritish)

WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT I’M GOING TO DO AFTER I GRADUATE

whatshouldwecallgradschool:

credit: uba

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

(Source: charmedbyred)

epic-humor:

"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"

(Source: romoon)

fngrprnts:

ALL HAIL THE HELIX

Buy the print/iphone case from my Society6 Store!

www.twitch.tv/twitchplayspokemon

michaelspimp:

REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM IS A CUTIE

dinru:

that brown bunny tho
is just
just wiggling
in the cup

dinru:

that brown bunny tho

is just

just wiggling

in the cup

(Source: hold-on-h0pe)

omgslothsinspace:

The sloth overlords wish you a happy Valentine’s Day

omgslothsinspace:

The sloth overlords wish you a happy Valentine’s Day

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